Masturbatory? Motivatory?

A greeter at Walmart should say "Hello. Welcome to Walmart." Or whatever the fuck they're programmed to do. But this guy didn't. This guy was "handicapped" - he was in a powered scooter, probably about 25-30 years old. One eye was crooked. As I walked in I thought he was looking at me, but he was just staring straight ahead. I was going to say hello. Passing him I realized he was busy with other tasks. I realized that his hand was completely inside his pants, scratching and/or massaging his crotch. I don't care what the rules are, this guy should be fucking fired on the spot. It's almost as bad as if you hired a guy with cursing tourette's syndrome to work in any customer service position. I mean this guy might not have even been capable of saying anything at all. I'd fire him on the spot if I saw him with his hand in his pants. I thought it was fucking funny. I laughed. Out loud. I called people and told them. It was a grand ole time.
Moving on, I'm feeling wholly unmotivated today. I planned to start on the new blog - get the intro article written, maybe finalize a name, and at least get some content down on paper, but I haven't. I haven't done shit. I've done nothing but sit around all day watching youtube videos. I was gonna go to the store and get some exercise clothes and start running. I didn't do that either. I don't know what happened but as soon as I woke up this morning I lost all desire to do anything productive. I'm hoping writing this might inspire me to start.
Maybe I'll make a list of things to do... In no particular order:
1. Write new blog articles
2. Get exercise clothes
3. Figure out yahoo sitebuilder for a friend
4. Work on another friend's website
5. Post vacation pictures
6. Come up with name for new blog
7. Get new cpu fan for computer
Yeah. Let's get started.